Because, Me….

 I’ve been sooo, soOOO fucking sick since last Friday. How sick? 

1) this is a list of what I’ve eaten in a week:

     2 servings of cream of wheat for about 15 minutes. Oops.

      1/2 egg and 1/2 piece of toast

      1/2 grill cheese 

       1/2 cup tomato soup

       1 yogurt

IN A WEEK!!!!! And that was gently forced on me, along with sips of water. My stomach cramped like labor and I do not enjoy labor.

2) I slept so long that I missed two days completely. Lost. I had no idea that yesterday was Thursday.

What is wrong? You may ask….. Well, at first we thought that I was having a wicked reaction to a new medication that I, coincidentally, started last Friday, but then my lymph nodes grew so enormous that I looked like a chipmunk, an adorable drowsy, little chipmunk, my husband decided that it was doctor time. Thank Jesus for the Teledoc, who took one look at me and said, “ Awww, that looks painful” I wanted to crumple up and have him adopt me. He told me to get tested for the Delta Variant even though I’m vaxxed. I didn’t. I could breathe. I’m fact, it was just everything around my lungs knocking off for the week. 

The good news? My depression seems to have used the time to turn a corner!! Yes!! Even my brain was like, Dude, let this bish catch a break. 

So, long story short, we still have no idea what it is but I’m gonna live and my brain isn’t bummed about it. 

Lovely photo at the lake. Dreamy. 

Gotta run.

Me