He’s BAAAAACK!

 Who’s back you’re asking yourself, well, give me a second and I’ll tell you…. Sit down. Hold onto something that comforts you because this is a real nightmare…….

My AMAZON DRIVER!! 

He’d been “ gone” for a few weeks I guess and my packages were being left AT MY DOOR, people! My fucking door! In the community room in the coded package lockers? No… This new driver walked them in, got into the elevator, pressed my floor, and walked up to my door, which by the way is in a type of decor transition…I have a Christmas wreath up for CHRISTMAS IN JULY…. I have a “ Welcome summer” sign, a sign that has “ Welcome Home” which comes with different magnets to honor the holiday or season and I had just put the pumpkin in, and a large sign for Halloween, welcoming all witches….Obviously.  Oh! And my son wears these god awful shoe things that he got from his best friend… they are fish and those sit on my welcome mat that has welcome on one side and goodbye on the other, we face the goodbye towards anyone stepping up to my door…..And he came up here probably four times… once with a 50lb dog food bag! 10/10 would recommend!! Love the new driver…

I can only imagine the report back that my old driver got. I know there was definitely some discussion over my mental health….

So, he’s back….. my orders have been “ lost” twice. My gelcap vitamins were left under the blazing sun and melted into a huge ball of B12. My body butter and hand soap orders were “ rejected by receiver.” 

Now you’re thinking… Jesus Christ on Toast! Try walking into a store why don’t ya. Because it’s 110 degrees out, Kathy, mind your own business!

The dilemma here is…. Do I call Amazon about this? I feel like he’s upping his game and as crazy as my entry area looks like I am… He left for three weeks and is again coming for me…. See, you do have to admire his tenacity, right? But I can’t be trying to pry a vitamin b12 capsule out of a rock solid ball of vitamins, can I ? No! I can hold a grudge like my oxygen depends on it! What we need here is for me to establish dominance or I’m just a week ass punk who’s gonna get screwed by all the other Amazon Drivers too! 

I must be brave and go into battle. As you have heard 5000 times, my name means warrior! It does not mean “Scared of evil Amazon guy.” 

Wish me luck.

Nice pic, Bear, looks like Mexico to me! Keep ‘em up, it’s so nice to see a bears face.

Desperately Seeking Susan,

Tracy